f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
AH YOU’RE SO CUTE!!!!
Hey little guy that I found earlier today and put in the forest, you got four notes :)
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok